Holiday Horror Stories
The Festive season has officially begun here at the Hotel. Decorations went up a week ago, and the first Christmas parties are underway. So of course, the drunken madness begins here...
In order for people to actually buy drinks to get drunk, they have to have some money. Something we were in short supply of this weekend. Lack of sufficient coinage meant that people were being given 20ps in change as we had no £5, no £1 and eventually the 50ps followed suit. Oh dear.
To continue the madness, one guy was taken to hospital with concussion and a bleeding head when a door hit him in the face. And downstairs, a women fell off her chair and was lying unconscious on the floor while I phoned the paramedics and a large crowd gathered to gawk in the restaurant. Some people thought she was dead. She wasn't a Russian spy, in any case. And she didn't die.
And to top it all off... someone threw up all over the corridor and the carpet. From the amount of red wine that was evident, it looked like a bloody suicide had taken place on the 1st floor.
Long live the party season...and it's not even December!
posted by Victoria @ 12:01 am
4 Comments:
Oh my god. Who has to clean up the puke?
It looked and smelled disgusting. Some poor guy from the Housekeeping department has to do it. =( We have something called a 'body spills' pack for that kind of mess. It's for blood, vomit, faeces...that kind of thing. Nice.
By the way, what was wrong with the woman? Just drunk? Reminds me of a wedding reception I saw through a hotel window in San Diego, where a drunk woman who was crossing the room just fell flat on her face. I think it was a bridesmaid. She had a terrible dress on.
Ah, bridemaids with terrible dresses... hahahaha. Have seen many of those. Have promised not to inflict it upon anybody though!!
We found out that the woman had low blood pressure, that's why she fainted!
Update -
We have these beautiful twirly 'small world' trees in the front of the hotel which cost about $600 each. So some drunk over the weekend decides it would be hilariously funny to yank out as many as he can from there beautiful pots. Plant Carnage!!
And someone peed in their bed!!
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